Saturday, December 26, 2009

Yep, that'll show 'em....

In resposne to the Underwear Bomber trying to light his crotch on fire in order to blow up a passenger plane for Allah, no one on international flights headed into the US will be allowed to walk around on a plane for the last 90 minutes.

But several airlines released detailed information about the restrictions,
saying that passengers on international flights coming to the United States will
apparently have to remain in their seats for the last hour of a flight without
any personal items on their laps. It was not clear how often the rule would
affect domestic flights.

I have read several accounts of this incident on many, many websites. All of them seem to state that Mr. Islam was seated while he ignited himself; the only person who got out of his seat was the gorgeous Dutch stud who stoppped the attack with his bare and no doubt Conservative hands, so I am not sure what this new rule will accomplish, other than the arrest of anyone attempting to foil a similar attack.


  1. other than the arrest of anyone attempting to foil a terrorist attack

    And, of course, the staining of many seats with pee...

    Can't be profiling, that would be RACIST...

  2. Ah, but OT, you may be on to something....perhaps some brave man could pee on the flames? That would appear to be about the only way anyone could thwart a fire under these new restrictions....