Friday, July 9, 2010

Not yet ready for the Big Leauges

"The border’s too big. The hole in the Gulf is too deep. The recession is too stubborn. Maybe we should find the president a smaller, easier-to-manage country to govern. You know - send him to the minors for a few years."

As a huge baseball fan, this quote struck me as hysterically funny; as an America citizen, it struck me as sadly all-too-true.

Hat tip Pundit and Pundette:

More Michael Graham here:

Monday, July 5, 2010

The Gospel According to ErikW at AoSHQ

"We're the only reasonable chance left on a planet run by Commies, dictators and war criminals.

We better sack up pretty fucking quick because freedom isn't meeting us halfway. We have to fight these cocksuckers every inch of the way, even if it means getting out of your comfort zone and getting in the face of some lefty douchebag who is probably screaming about your Nazi affiliation.

Truth of the matter is that we have to get involved. You don't want to do it, I don't want to do it but the shit has hit the fan.

Right fucking now, it's do or die. We could lose our country in November if we don't act."